Dear Jennie Garth,

Every now and then you let us glimpse your comic brilliance.

It's a shame we had to wait until 2002 for What I Like About You.

L xx

Dear Jennie Garth,

You are a pretty girl. It's quite a feat that this hair cut you are now sporting manages to make you look the way you do now.

I feel your pain, I really do. I have thin hair too and if you layer my hair that much I get the same effect. And we've all been there, we've all trialed cuts that seem pretty cool until you actually get it.

I guess I should feel pleased that this was before the current starlet hair extension obsession.

Cheers,
Lola

Dear Steve,

Valerie just said, referring to you, 'I bet he gives good credit card'. Yah huh.

First, that's the kind of ridiculous line that I secretly think is a little genius.

And second, even if you knew this, you'd still go for her. Oh Steve.

L

Dear Dylan,

Now you reveal chambray under the double denim! Is this a test, perhaps; testing my love for you. Fortunately your chiseled jaw, generous hair height and furrowed brow are enough to overcome the fashion tragedy.

Love Lola xx

Dear 90210,

Nice to see the music hasn't changed from Season 3 to Season 4.

Also, I want to see what Brandon refers to as 'Steve's dancing pumps'. You can't tease me with lines like that and not give me the visual.

L

Oh Dylan!

I spoke too soon! The Texas Tuxedo is not the way to my heart. And I know that's what really motivates you, don't deny it.

Lola

Dear Dylan McKay,

Oh my, the itinerant life really suits you. Looking GOOD. What a nice way to start the season!

Yours always,
Lola

Dear Allison,

Blood red pant suit.

That is all.

Dear Jo,

You're wearing high waisted, pleated, tan slacks, suspenders and a cropped, button up, ribbed top.

Just thought you should know, since you clearly didn't look in the mirror this morning.

Cheers,
Lola

Dear Traci Lords,

You are super. Cry Baby, Melrose Place and an episode of the Gilmore Girls.

Thank you!
Lola

Dear Melrose,

I'm confused. Do Jo's neighbours know she has a baby in the complex or do they still think he died? Because she hired a nanny. And it's a small complex, you know, I'm sure I could tell if there was a baby in living in the apartment next door.

And if they do know, how is this okay and why aren't the police onto her?

Yours,
Lola