Dear Will Tippin,

Oh there you are, with your greasy, shaggy hair. You didn't get to do Carrie Bradshaw, and life got pretty complicated by being friends with Sidney Bristow. Poor Will Tippin.

But not poor Bradley Cooper. Oh no. Who would have thought you'd hit the A (B?) list? Not me. I kind of feel a bit cheated really. I've been there since the beginning, thought we were pals, but you've left me for the big time.

So long Will Tippin. I wish you well.

Lola